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Five levels of bad-hellishness experienced by your humble narrator
and pissed out of the shame-centre of the brain-circuit into modern-song-format.

Art Therapy Purge That is to say, an incantation to purge all reality of artistes what forge careers through endless amateur psychoanalysis of their own tedious arses.
Ratcatcher Creep Singer alter-ego title; a superhero-type with the ability to see the infinite in all things: the shite and the sublime all in one world, hurrah.
Service Industry Blues / A Sucker's Debt / Vomit Token English indie-schmindie work-related song centered on the mundanity of the grind of the 9 to 5 - except good because not written by a dullard.
Host-Mechanics Deconstruction of short-back-and-sides prick conformist emotional Fascists, a mere vessel for the gaps in their ego they smother with hyper-masculinity, forced laughter, racist jokes,hare-brained right-wing politik and pub-room bullyism.
Cows Argues convincingly that all gangs function so as to put tiny brains together to form a greater group-mind that makes decisions for tiny brains who cannot function independently.

Sarcastica Downard was made by
Adam Garside - guitar / vocals / harmonica / percussion
Diana Johnson - vocals / percussion
Joe Wise - guitar
Dan Warren- bass guitar
Steve Thone - drums
Simon Chandler - recording / mixing / mastering / samples / percussio
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